What the fuck happened?
Things I have missed since I started doing none of your business:
-Mizzou basketball: still sucks.
-Mizzou football: no defense left.
-Cardinals: gets swept by Mets, Pirates, and Giants.
-Pat Tillman: still dead.
-Barry Bonds: still a steroid injected giant douche.
-A-Rod: goddamn
-Antoine Walker: buys suits out of Michael Irvin's garage
-Gilbert Arenas: injured.
-NBA playoffs: made seven million times less interesting (see above)
-Steve Nash: black
-Ray Allen: white
-Rasheed Wallace: high
-Baron Davis: greatest beard ever.
-Detroit Lions: prepared to draft Dwayne Jarrett.
-Brady Quinn: gay.
-Eli Manning: kicked out Manning family in favor of Quinn. Archie has Eli's name legally changed to Eli Douchecockbag.
-Payton Manning: trying to teach Brady Quinn-Manning how to properly suck on his teat. Suffers from major chaffing, forced to sit out the 2007-2008 season.
-Tom Brady: knocks up fifteen supermodels and some chick with some ruuude titties who works at Starbucks.
-Jason Kidd: wears the dress.
-Manny Ramirez: has no idea what's going on ever.
-Houston Rockets: eventual NBA champions. Believe it.
-Mike Tomlin: gangsta.
-Bruce Bowen:
I'm bored.
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