Last Year We Beat the Cocks, This Year We'll Lick the Beavers!
(9-4)
(8-4)
Yes yes, it's the Brut Sun Bowl (which is a really dumb sponsership) taking place in El Paso, Texas on December 29th. Yes, Mizzou is taking on Oregon State. The same team that took down the team that just ALMOST played for the national championship in USC. By the way, this is the same bowl that UCLA returned two onside kicks for touchdowns last year.
The first Sun bowl took place in 1936 between New Mexico State and the hilariously named Hardin-Simmons University which now is a Division III school... it ended in a tie. The next year, Hardin-Simmons (*giggle*) destroyed UTEP 34-6. So yeah, great history there are something.
We're favored to lose, so yay. I'm still hopeful for some reason and I hope to go.
First the Cocks in the Independence Bowl, now the Beavers in the Sun Bowl. It's pretty crazy the two teams with the most sexual names in Division 1-A College Football are the two teams we're playing back to back in bowl games. We might as well play in the Trojan Condom Giant Penis Bowl against the Cleveland A&M Muff Divers.
Labels: Brut Sun Bowl, Dumb Bowl Names, Lick the Beavers, Mizzou Football
posted by A Fastidious Hat at 1:53 AM
2 Comments:
Maybe a non-conference game for next year should be against the Wichita State "Two In The Goo, One In The Poo." I think that would complete the sexual triple crown so to speak
I was thinking about a potential NCAA tournament appearance against said Shockers. I would personally love that.
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