Gotta Love Getting $80 Worth of Tickets for Free

Because of the incredibly lacking drawing power of spending over five-hundred bucks to go to the Sun Bowl, Mizzou's Athletic Department decided to give away two tickets to any student so they could avoid losing a crap load of money... which makes sense somehow.



Those aren't it... but they'll do.

I could just sell the tickets, but I feel the need to get the hell out of Missouri come December 28th and have a damn good time probably getting beat down by Oregon State. I will make a glorious sign, though. So the trip will be worth it.

Also, Mizzou Basketball finally lost a game to Purdue... which actually has a pretty good team, so maybe we actually have a tournament bound team... wouldn't that be scary?

I purchased a Brad(ly) Smith jersey at the Mizzou Bookstore today for $30.00, I believe it was a good purchase.

Last Year We Beat the Cocks, This Year We'll Lick the Beavers!

(9-4)

(8-4)

Yes yes, it's the Brut Sun Bowl (which is a really dumb sponsership) taking place in El Paso, Texas on December 29th. Yes, Mizzou is taking on Oregon State. The same team that took down the team that just ALMOST played for the national championship in USC. By the way, this is the same bowl that UCLA returned two onside kicks for touchdowns last year.

The first Sun bowl took place in 1936 between New Mexico State and the hilariously named Hardin-Simmons University which now is a Division III school... it ended in a tie. The next year, Hardin-Simmons (*giggle*) destroyed UTEP 34-6. So yeah, great history there are something.

We're favored to lose, so yay. I'm still hopeful for some reason and I hope to go.

First the Cocks in the Independence Bowl, now the Beavers in the Sun Bowl. It's pretty crazy the two teams with the most sexual names in Division 1-A College Football are the two teams we're playing back to back in bowl games. We might as well play in the Trojan Condom Giant Penis Bowl against the Cleveland A&M Muff Divers.

Basketball Update or Something...

Since defeating Davidson, Mizzou Basketball has continued on with their disturbing winning ways defeating four straight teams. Most impressive of all their victories was a twenty-two point win over almost ranked Arkansas. Honestly, though, I really don't think it's that big of a deal considering that the terrible team that we had last year almost beat the same Arkansas team in Arkansas... and this game was in Columbia.

So yeah... here are some pictures that I find humorous of the past few games because I've been lazy and I feel like continuing to be lazy.


Darryl Butterfield pimp slaps a bitch.


Leo Lyons: "Don't mind me, man... just grabbing some nuts."


Holy albino kid, Batman! Look at the look on Vaidotas Volkus' face. You see, in Lithuania, it is believed that you'll catch the goofy pale disease by touching an albino.


Coppin State's Darryl Roberts really looks like he likes what he sees WAY too much. Be careful Stefhon, he might be looking to grab him some nuts.

Okay, that's good enought for now. Mizzou's next game Saturday at Purdue. First road game of the year for the Basketball Tigers and of course it's against a Big Ten team... and they've had good wins against Oklahoma and potential bracket buster teams DePaul and Virginia. So yeah, basically, we win this game and I'll think we might have something here.

You know what the scariest thing about all of this is? Kalen Grimes has been our best player and Matt Lawrence is our leading scorer.

*shudder*