Goddamn Gary Pinkel
Stupid Alden gave stupid Pinkel a stupid five year contract extention. Dammit.
What scares me about all this is that he's two wins away from fifth all time on the Mizzou wins list. Fortunantly, he still needs, like, 64 to tie Don Faurot... and I'm sure an angry and boozed up mob of fans will lynch both Alden and Pinkel before that can happen.
I, of course, will be sober like the great General Lee played by Cartman leading my drunken men into battle using booze.
Then we'll march on into Kansas and burn down the campus finishing the job once and for all. That'll teach you to have all them upidy ideas about how slavery is immoral. It trully shall be a glorious day for the Confederacy... erm... Mizzou!
What scares me about all this is that he's two wins away from fifth all time on the Mizzou wins list. Fortunantly, he still needs, like, 64 to tie Don Faurot... and I'm sure an angry and boozed up mob of fans will lynch both Alden and Pinkel before that can happen.
I, of course, will be sober like the great General Lee played by Cartman leading my drunken men into battle using booze.
Then we'll march on into Kansas and burn down the campus finishing the job once and for all. That'll teach you to have all them upidy ideas about how slavery is immoral. It trully shall be a glorious day for the Confederacy... erm... Mizzou!
Labels: Cartman, Gary Pinkel, Mizzou Football
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